YS Jagan Mohan Reddy Meeting Sonia Gandhi

People of AP are curious to know what transpired between Sonia Gandhi and YS. Jagan Mohan reddy. Here is satirist account of that meeting

Jagan Enters Sonia Room.

Sonia : Mr Jagan Welcome To 10 Janpath

Jagan : (Hurriedly) I Want to Be CM ...maam.

Sonia : How are you doing ? Did u recover from the shock that your father untimely death caused to your family?

Jagan : I Want to be CM Maam.

Sonia : Fine what to do u want to have for now- Tea,Coffee,Juice.

Jagan : I want to be CM Maam...

Sonia : C'mon Jagan I understand that you want to become CM....I am asking about what do u want now ..Tea, coffee, something….

Jagan : I want juice.

Sonia : What kind of juice Mr Reddy?

Jagan : That one maam which is blood in color

Sonia : What? What blood in color...

Jagan : Sorry maam we always talk about blood in AP I guess you are aware of my family back ground...sorry it is red in color.

Sonia : Mr Sardarji? get this Jagan blood juice.....

Sardarji : Blood juice ? Maam what are you talking?

Sonia : Sorry sardarji ?I am really going nuts  this morning after seeing this kadapa MP. Please bring Carrot juice.

sardarji : Ok Maam saab.

Jagan : See maam how great I am I also changed your mind. I can change anybody or everybody in AP. I'll chnage the face of AP .That is the reason I want to become CM.

Sonia : Stop Mr. Reddy. Be serious.

Jagan. I am quite serious about CM.I want to become Cm....I want become Cm ( He rhymes like school kid).

Sonia : Fine Reddy I have a small assignment for you before I consider your CM claim.

Jagan :  What is the amma.. If I do that will u give me CM post. ( like school kid)

Sonia : There is Blood cover  book on the table....sorry red cover book on the table...I am going nutts today.

That is 200 pages book prepared by IB.

Jagan : (interrupts sonia ) What is IB maam?

Sonia : You do not know what is IB and want to become CM?

Jagan : I did not prepare for the assignment. I did not bring "Chittis" along with me. In My school days My KVP

Uncle always used to put so many chittis in pockets so that is the reason i used to score good marks.

Sonia : are you grown up  Mr Jagan ?

Jagan : That is precisely the reason I want to be CM.

Sonia : Please go and read the Blood/red book.

Jagan : Ok Maam . I can complete  inhalf an hour.

Sonia : in 1/2 hr? This is 200 page book man?

Jagan : I can read very fast i am educated in English medium. So that is the reason I want to become CM?

Sonia : Stop man....go ahead and read the book and come back to me. After that I’ll consider your claim for CM.

Jagan : You'll surely consider no maam?

Sonia : Cmon go ahead......

After 30 minutes Jagan returns.

Sonia : Did u go through the red book.

Jagan : Yes maam.

Sonia : what you have to say.

Jagan : I need my uncle KVP beside me.

Sonia : WHy jagan? Mr KVP are you there outside?

KVP : Yes Soniaji.

Sonia : Check it Jagan seems to be in need of your help.

Jagan : KVP uncle...KVP uncle... Sonia is fully aware of all our shady deals...it is better we leave this place.

Jagan leaves 10 Janpath rhyming

( Jagan know little bit Italian)

Syanora Sonia

Syanora Sonia

I thought you did not know about our shady deals.

I thought you did not know about our shady deals.

Please save Sonia Please save sonia

Please save Sonia Please save sonia

(KVP Chorus)

Syanora Sonia

Syanora Sonia

(Jagan)

I do not want to be CM for now

I do not want to be CM for now

(KVP Chorus)

Syanora Sonia

Syanora Sonia